Right, that's it! I'm mad as hell, and I ain't gonna take it anymore. I can't go on working for a Nazi newspaper boss, or dodging London's vicious property prices. Nicola, Ben, Molly - we're going to live off the land, so buy some seeds or something. I've claimed political asylum in France and bought a dodgy cider farm. Either the world is falling apart or I'm having a mid-life crisis - and you are either with me or against me!
Coq & Bull is the personal testimony of a man convinced by his own propaganda, going mad in Normandy with the pain of house restoration, poverty, family invasions, the French, and the birth of a new political conscience which only exquisite lingerie can relieve.